#SHE DOES THIS

[hellsite-hall-of-ex-girlfriend]

my beautiful Madame Curator keeps way too many tabs open on her Mysterious Phone™

half of them are the google homepage, the other half are just the hellsite-hall-of-fame homepage

[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

My mom would like us all to know that Laios isn’t autistic he’s just passionate about his interests

[blood-loving-leech]

moots, as a cis woman, is it normal to get super dysphoric sometimes and call those “boy days”

(asking for a friend)

[ocpdzim]

[michyeosseo]

without your posts and tiktoks i wouldve never known the slow touches and hair smelling BRUV JUST EXPOSE THE GAYNESS AS THEY ARE 😭😭 this is the ultra older women couple we need and deserve!!!

thank you for your service 🫡🫡🥳👑🤙

you sent this ask to me on the 28th and i would've kept it in my inbox as a dear trinket but

in the remote possibility you haven't seen the latest gifts from

ultra older women couple

100% certain sns queen yoon haeyoung's idea just look at the harsh filter

that the empress herself choi myunggil goes along with ♡

when your unni gets distracted mid-posing for important pikchurz so you just have to take possession of her attention? never been a becoming idea before them

[deathinfeathers]

She's putting together a cute ensemble to match her new boss' aesthetic.

Lots of feathers!

[lemuenic]

@kofucchi

[littlefluffbutt]

oh look, it's Razer😸

I swear they do this on purpose

(Source)

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[siorca]

this is so fucking funny I love sharks

[pangur-and-grim]

he's reeeally pushing his luck

[willabee]

she checks the floor vents every day to see if the furnace is on yet and today was the day :)

[criminalizegolf]

Never not thinking about the trans woman I met in a gay bar in a town I'll never go back to who said "gender roles are like chains, fun to use in bondage scenarios but largely irrelevant in daily life"

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[becquerel]

i really like ryoko kui's dedication to making this elf chick smoke weed in every modern clothing art she appears in

I KNOW SHE DOES SHROOMS IN THE MAIN COMIC I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY SINCE ITS NEVER DISCUSSED 😭 PLEASE MY NOTES ARE JUST PEOPLE TELLING ME THIS NOW

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.